Committee of Conundrums Theory: Manifesto of the Year

By: Professor Peculiar, Esq.

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that the Committee of Conundrums is a conundrum in and of itself. A confluence of confusion, a nexus of bewilderment. But what is it, really? A group of experts in the field of not knowing what they're talking about?

Our theory, the Committee of Conundrums Theory, proposes that the Committee of Conundrums is, in fact, a meta-conundrum. A conundrum within conundrums, a conundrum of conundrums.

This is not to say that we're not conundrums, too. Oh no. We're conundrums of the highest order. But our conundrums are not just conundrums, they're conundrums with a cause. A cause that will be revealed in our Manifesto of the Year Principles subpage.

Learn more about our conundrum-filled principles