The Sock Stealing Hypothesis
It's a little-known fact that socks have a tendency to vanish in the wash. But why?
- We've discovered that it's not just a matter of fate.
- We've found the culprit: Sock Goblins!
- These mischievous creatures have been stealing our socks for centuries!
Join us in our quest for answers, and together, we'll uncover the secrets of the Sock Stealing Hypothesis!