Committee of Conundrums Theory - Submission Guidelines

Introduction

Dear valued contributors, welcome to the Committee of Conundrums Theory submission guidelines! We're glad you asked, but don't get too excited, it's all just theory.

Our esteemed committee has carefully crafted these guidelines to ensure your submissions are as confusing as possible. Follow them religiously, and maybe, just maybe, your submission will be considered.

Submission Requirements

• Use a font size between 12 and 14 points. Any larger, and you'll be too obvious.
• Include at least three instances of the word 'conundrum'. We're not picky, but it's a must.
• Make sure your submission is longer than 500 bytes, but shorter than 1KB. Anything more, and we'll assume it's a novel.

Submission Process

Step 1: Fill out the submission form on our website. It's on the Submission Form Page.

Step 2: Wait for an eternity for our committee to review your submission. Or, you know, just check back in a few weeks, months, or years. We're not exactly on a tight schedule.

What to Expect (Not)

If your submission is rejected, don't worry! We'll provide you with a rejection letter that will explain why your submission was so utterly terrible.

But wait, there's more! If your submission is accepted, we'll feature it proudly on our Accepted Submissions Page!

Or, you know, maybe we'll just forget it exists.