As of the last meeting, the Committee of Conundrums has made significant progress in the field of Unending Confusion.
We have established a new record for the number of conundrums simultaneously under consideration, a feat that has left even the most seasoned experts baffled.
The committee has also developed a new system for categorizing conundrums, which has been praised by scholars as a 'bold experiment in the realm of chaos theory'.
However, not all is well. Several members have reported experiencing 'conundrum-induced fatigue', a condition that is currently being studied by our team of highly-paid experts.
We urge you to join us in our quest for Unending Confusion, and to consider joining our esteemed committee. Apply now!