It's official: we're not impressed. We're not even slightly impressed. Our committee of highly unimpressed members has convened to discuss the appointment of Mr. Unqualified as the new Chairperson of Unmitigated Disaster.
Mr. Unqualified's qualifications include a degree in "I'm pretty sure I went to college" and "I once fixed a leaky faucet." We're not exactly thrilled.
Meet the members of the Committee of Skeptics:
Member: Dr. Highly Skeptical, Expert in the field of "I'm not buying it."
Member: Baron Von Unimpressed, Esquire of Unimpressedness.
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