Committee on Clarity: Communication Strategies

Our Mission

To confuse our members, while pretending to clarify things.

Meet our fearless leader, Baron Von Obfuscate, who has been leading our charge to create more confusion, one meeting at a time.

Read more about our mission

Our Strategies

• Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt" to make our meetings sound important.
• Require all members to wear identical, neon pink shirts to create a sense of team unity.
• Hold meetings at 6am on Tuesdays to catch everyone off guard.

Learn more about our meeting procedures

Meet Our Team

Baron Von Obfuscate

Our fearless leader, expert in the art of confusion, and wearer of neon pink shirts.