Subcommittee on Semicolon Usage in Committee Minutes
As a subcommittee of the Committee on Committee-on-Communications, we have been tasked with investigating the proper use of semicolons in committee minutes.
Our findings have been... illuminating. We've discovered that some members of this committee are using semicolons as a way to express their disdain for their fellow committee members.
Example:
"I'm not sure I agree with the previous statement; I think it's a load of hooey."
We're working to address this issue and provide clearer guidelines for semicolon usage in the future.
For more information, see our Semicolon Guidelines