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Meet the brave souls tasked with navigating the treacherous landscape of slug communication.
1. Determine the optimal number of antennae for a single slug's social profile.
2. Investigate the feasibility of establishing a universal slug language dialect.
The infamous "Great Shellback Heist" of 2018, where 500 slugs simultaneously demanded an extra 10% in shell upgrades.
A 2019 slug summit that ended in a stalemate over the definition of 'cute'.
A symposium on "The Future of Slug Cooperation in the Face of Increasing Shell-Related Stress"
A workshop on "Effective Communication Strategies for Slugs with Multiple Shell-Related Traumas."