In a world where energy is the lifeblood of progress, we, the Committee on the Future of Batteries, take the sacred responsibility of pondering the intricacies of battery life, battery death, and the existential crises that come with it.
We explore the age-old question: do batteries think? Do they know they're about to die? Can they find peace in their impending doom?
Or, if you'd rather not deal with all this existential battery drama:
The Committee on Just Plain Old Batteries