Committee Decisions 2022-02: A Year in Review

By the powers vested in us, we, the Committee of Conundrums, decree that:

Decision 1: The Great Donut Initiative

We have voted to establish a donut-to-human ratio of at least 1:1. Any attempts to ration donuts will be met with fierce resistance.

Decision 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

We have resolved that the disappearance of all socks is a national security threat. A task force has been established to investigate.

Decision 3: The Inauguration of Puns