Article 1: We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing
The Committee of Conundrums hereby declares that our primary goal is to achieve a state of utter confusion, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred beyond recognition.
We will do this by:
- Requiring all members to wear matching jumpsuits at all times.
- Forcing all meetings to be conducted in a room filled with 100% humidity.
- Mandating that all decisions be made by flipping a coin.
Subpolicy of Utter Absurdity