Tip 2: The Art of Not Getting Lost in the Hierarchy

By the Committee of Conundrums

When in a meeting, never refer to the org chart, ever. It's a dead giveaway that you don't understand how to navigate the Byzantine structure we've built. Instead, use this trick:

Whenever someone asks you for your "reporting line," just shrug and say "Oh, I'm on the team that's supposed to fix everything, but also report to the team that's supposed to fix everything else."

Pro Tip: Don't get lost! Ask the intern.

Avoid getting lost in the hierarchy by asking for an intern to walk you through the org chart. They'll love the extra responsibility!

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