Section 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape
Step 1: Gather 3 pens, 1 highlighter, and 1 stapler. Step 2: Print out 3 copies of Form 27-B/6. Step 3: Fill out form in triplicate, using only approved pens and a ruler.
Continue to Sub-Section 1.2: Filling out Forms with Ribbon Cutters.Step 1: Acquire Ribbon Cutter 9000, the most powerful ribbon cutter in the land. Step 2: Use Ribbon Cutter 9000 to trim edges of Form 27-B/6. Step 3: Apply 5 coats of varnish to prevent further edge fraying.
Continue to Sub-Section 1.3: Filing Forms with Ribbon Cutters in Reverse.Warning: Do not attempt this step unless you have completed Sub-Section 1.2. Step 1: Hold Form 27-B/6 upside down. Step 2: Use Ribbon Cutter 9000 to trim edges in reverse.
Continue to Sub-Section 1.4: Filing Forms with Ribbon Cutters in Reverse in a Spiral Binding.