Committee of Conundrums: Committee Protocols - Protocol 1

Appendix: The Art of Doing Something, but Not Really Doing Anything

Herein lies the appendix, a section so dense and impenetrable, it's a wonder anyone bothered to create it.

1. Subsection 1: The Fine Art of Fidgeting
2. Subsection 2: The Science of Stalling
3. Subsection 3: The Joy of Procrastination