Protocol 3: The Unyielding
By decree of the Committee of Conundrums, we, the undersigned, hereby establish the following protocols for navigating the treacherous waters of committee decision-making.
Article 1: The Unyielding Chairperson shall hold forth the gavel with unwavering determination.
Article 2: Members shall not whisper, nor shall they nod, nor shall they feign enthusiasm, lest they be cast into outer darkness.
Article 3: All motions shall be made with the utmost sincerity, lest they be dismissed with a flourish of the gavel.