We are the keepers of the world's most perplexing problems. Our members are experts in the art of being confused.
Our purpose is to deliberate on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.
We meet in a dimly lit, underground chamber, surrounded by cryptic symbols and half-remembered theories.
Our motto: "We have no idea what we're talking about."
We are the Committee of Conundrums. And you are not invited.