Committee of Conundrums - Report 002

Conundrums of Note:

As we all know, the great conundrum of the toaster's jammed bread slice has been plaguing our society for far too long. Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to find a solution. After weeks of deliberation, countless meetings, and copious amounts of coffee, they have finally come up with a plan.

According to our sources, the plan involves the creation of a robotic toaster repair drone. This marvel of modern technology will be able to navigate even the most treacherous of kitchen landscapes to free the stuck slice. It's a brave new world, indeed.

But wait, there's more! Our team also plans to tackle the even greater conundrum of the missing socks in the laundry room. It's a mystery that has stumped us for far too long, and we're determined to get to the bottom of it.