It is with great pleasure that I, Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums, report that we have finally solved the case of the missing donuts in the break room.
After an exhaustive investigation, we have determined that the missing donuts were, in fact, not missing at all. They were merely relocated to a secret donut storage facility, hidden behind a bookshelf in the supply closet.
We recommend that in the future, all break room snacks be stored in a secure, tamper-proof container. This will prevent any future cases of missing donuts.