Our committee has spent the past year deliberating on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. After much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that the answer is 42, but only on Tuesdays.
We have made some progress on our core initiatives, including:
- Project: "Inventing a Machine That Prints More Nonsense"
- Project: "Developing a New Form of Governance Based on the Principles of Chaos Theory"
- Project: "Creating a New Language That Sounds Like a Mix of Ancient Sumerian and Klingon"
We have also made some notable achievements, including:
- "We have successfully managed to confuse our colleagues for 12 months without getting fired"
- "We have developed a new method of communication that involves only using emojis to convey complex ideas"
- "We have created a time capsule to be opened in 100 years to reveal the true meaning of life, or not"
We would like to extend our sincerest thanks to our partners and collaborators for their support and understanding. We look forward to a future where the Committee of Conundrums can continue to push the boundaries of confusion and absurdity.
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View our Quarterly Report of Utter Bewilderment