We're proud to present our annual report, filled with an impressive 0% progress, 0% productivity, and 100% of nothing.
Our members have worked tirelessly to achieve nothing, and we're thrilled to share the results with you.
Special thanks to our interns, who worked 0 hours and achieved 0 results. We're not sure what they're doing, but they're probably on their phones.
And a big shoutout to our janitor, who cleaned the office 0 times last year. We're not sure what they're doing, but they're probably watching paint dry.
Stay tuned for our next exciting installment of "Nothing Happens"!
Or, you know, just go back to bed.