MONTHLY REPORT OF ABSURDITY
Presented to the Committee of Conundrums, by the Committee of Conundrums, for the Committee of Conundrums.
Report Summary:
- We have determined that the color purple is, in fact, a shade of pink.
- The square root of -1 is, indeed, still -1.
- The meaning of life is still a mystery, but we're working on it.
Full Report:
Section A: The Absurdity Index
We have calculated the Absurdity Index (AI) for the month of March, and the results are in.
AI: 87.5%
Graph:
Caption: A graph showing the steady decline of sanity in the committee members over the course of the month.
View Meeting MinutesSection B: The Conundrum of the Month
We have identified the Conundrum of the Month as "Why do socks disappear in the wash?"
Discussion:
It is a mystery that has puzzled philosophers and laundry enthusiasts alike for centuries.
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