Committee of Conundrums Quarterly Report of Bullshit

Our quarterly report is here, filled with the usual assortment of baffling statistics, inexplicable trends, and outright fabrications. Read on, if you dare.

Key findings:

• Our research indicates that 74% of users reported experiencing spontaneous combustion while attempting to use our new "Easy Button" feature.
• We've discovered a correlation between excessive use of Comic Sans and an increased risk of existential dread.
• A recent study showed that 9 out of 10 users preferred our new "Bullshit" font, with 1 out of 10 users reporting they had no opinion due to being too busy trying to find their lost socks.

We're not saying it's a problem. Or are we?

For more information, see:

Annual Report of Complete and Total Bullshit

Our Esteemed Chairperson's Bio