WHEREAS the sock drawer in the corner of the room has become a source of great confusion and consternation; and

WHEREAS the committee has been unable to find a solution to this problem, despite numerous meetings and discussions.

THEREFORE, be it resolved that the committee shall establish a new system of categorization and labeling for the socks, with the following sub-resolution:

A. Socks shall be categorized into three groups: singles, pairs, and socks-without-a-matched-partner.

B. A color-coded system shall be implemented, with red indicating "don't know whose it belongs to," yellow indicating "belonging to committee member," and green indicating "belonging to someone in the household."

C. A "Sock Detective" shall be appointed to investigate missing socks and provide regular reports to the committee.

D. The Sock Drawer shall be stocked with a minimum of 50% more socks than the number of humans in the household, to account for the infinite variability of sock disappearance.

Adopted this [insert date] by the Committee of Conundrums.