Welcome to the Absurdist Algorithms page, where we attempt to solve the unsolvable, the incomprehensible, and the utterly absurd. Our committee of experts (self-proclaimed) has crafted these mind-bending, reality-twisting algorithms to help you find the meaning in the madness.
This algorithm creates a never-ending loop of cat videos, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of insanity.
View the Infinite Cat Video LoopRandomly selects a number between 1 and 100, then generates a corresponding joke, pun, or dad joke.
Run the Randomizer 3000Remember, our algorithms are only as good as the inputs we provide. If you'd like to submit your ownประก absurd algorithm, please contact us!
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