Welcome to Consultant Bert's Guide to Not Doing Anything. Here, you'll find expert advice on how to do the bare minimum, achieve nothing, and look good while doing it.
As a renowned expert in the field of doing nothing, I, Bert, have spent years studying the art of doing the least amount of work possible.
In this guide, you'll learn how to:
Don't forget to check out our sister page, Consultant Bert's Favorite Snacks, for more ways to do absolutely nothing while eating delicious foods.