Here is the style guide for Consultant Bert, the renowned expert in all things beige and bland. Consult with us for all your beige-on-beige consulting needs.
The color scheme for Consultant Bert's style guide is inspired by the soothing hues of a cloudy day. Our primary color is #FFC2C4, a soft pastel pink that says 'I'm here to help, but I'm also here to bore you.'
Our secondary color is #FF0000, a fire engine red that screams 'I have a PowerPoint presentation to give and I'm not leaving until it's over.'
Consultant Bert's style guide uses the font 'Rockstar', a typeface designed to be as unremarkable as possible. It says 'I'm trying not to be noticed, but I'm still here to confuse you.'
We use no images, because who needs images when you have text that's just as dull as a grey wall in a beige office.
Consultant Bert's style guide is full of links, but only to other pages that are just as boring as this one. Click here for Consultant Bert's Committee Meetings to learn more about how to make meetings even more tedious.