It has come to the attention of the Committee of Conundrums that the world has run out of cheese. We repeat: THE WORLD HAS RUN OUT OF CHEESE.
Our experts, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth and Professor Brie F. Cheesemeyer, have been tasked with resolving this crisis.
Below, you will find resources to help you navigate this treacherous landscape.
A comprehensive guide to the world's remaining cheese reserves, updated daily.
View the Cheese AtlasA hotline for those who have been affected by the cheese shortage.
Call the Cheese WhispererWe will keep you updated on any developments in this crisis. Stay vigilant, citizens.
Or, you know, just eat a lot of bread.
A comprehensive guide to the uses and abuses of bread in times of crisis.
Consult the Bread Bible