Missing Donut Theory

It is a well-documented phenomenon that the absence of donuts in the break room has a profound effect on productivity. In fact, it's not just the donuts that are missing, it's the entire sense of purpose.

That's where the Committee of Conundrums comes in – a special task force dedicated to solving the world's most pressing donut-related conundrums. Our latest breakthrough, the Missing Donut Theory, posits that the absence of donuts is, in fact, the presence of an even greater absence: of hope, of joy, and of a functioning social contract.

Key Findings:

Quantifying the Absence (PDF)

Counter-Arguments and Alternative Hypotheses (Blog Post)

Recommended Reading:

The Phantom of Donut Availability (Book)

Donut-Related Trauma: A Case Study (Research Paper)

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