Committee of Conundrums

Where the Absurd Meets the Bureaucratic

Welcome, wretched soul, to the Committee of Conundrums!

We are a committee of experts in the field of Extreme Procrastination, Mandatory Bureaucratic Red Tape, and Irrelevant Meetings.

Our goal is to create the most convoluted, byzantine, and utterly useless procedures in the land!

Join us, and together, we will:

• Meet for 4 hours every Wednesday at 3 PM to discuss the meaning of life
• Fill out form 27-B, subsection 5, part 3, paragraph 7 for at least 3 months straight
• Hold 12 emergency meetings to decide on what color to paint the office
• Conduct an 18-month long study on the aerodynamics of the stapler

We are proud to announce that our committee has:

• Saved 0 dollars and 0 cents on paperclip purchases
• Reduced our productivity by 99.9%
• Increased our average meeting length by 300%
• Created an impressive collection of stapler-themed artwork

For more information, please visit:

• Minutes of Meetings
• Committee Members
• Committee Policies

Disclaimer:

Please note that the information on this page is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or seriously. Or at all.