Chrono-Tour de Force Committee: Safety Protocols

We, the Chrono-Tour de Force Committee, understand that time-traveling is a delicate art. To minimize risks, we've established the following safety protocols:

• Always carry a valid temporal passport and a spare pair of socks.
• Wear a chrono-vest at all times to protect against temporal paradoxes.
• Bring a first-aid kit stocked with chrono-gauze, time-thermometer, and a spare watch.
• Do not attempt to eat any food items that may be from different timelines.
• Never engage with any entity claiming to be a "temporal agent" without proper clearance.