Committee of Conundrums: Conundrum Handling Procedures

For the sake of all things absurd, we have compiled this exhaustive guide.

• Conundrum Definition
• Conundrum Powers Act
• Committee Structure

Conundrum Handling Procedures

Section A: Identifying the Conundrum

1.1. The Conundrum shall be identified by its unique conundrumness.

1.2. The committee chairperson shall declare the conundrum 'identified'.

Section B: Conundrum Containment Protocols

2.1. A conundrum containment unit shall be deployed to isolate the conundrum.

2.2. The unit shall be equipped with conundrum-absorbing materials.

Section C: Conundrum Resolution Strategies

3.1. The committee shall convene an emergency meeting to discuss the conundrum.

3.2. Members shall present their conundrum-resolution proposals.

Section D: Conundrum Disposal

4.1. The resolved conundrum shall be disposed of in a secure facility.

4.2. A conundrum-disposal certificate shall be issued.