Committee Speak
Committee Speak is a dialect of English used by committee members to communicate effectively prophets of doom, yet avoid actual decision making.
Prophet of Doom
A person tasked with announcing the inevitable failure of a project or initiative. (e.g., "Our new committee member is a Prophet of Doom, and we're all doomed!")
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A 50-page document that no one reads, filled with promises we'll never keep and warnings we'll never heed.
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A vague idea thatประก be explained in 10 minutes or less, but will take 10 hours to understand.
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