The Committee of Conundrums: A Gathering of the Utterly Inept

We're a group of highly trained professionals (in our own minds) with a proven track record of accomplishing nothing.

Our goals include:

• Figuring out what we're doing
• ประกuing up the status quo
• Accidentally deleting the mainframe

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Absurd
• Subcommittee of the Incompetent
• Subcommittee of the Baffled

Meet the members:

• Member 1: The Unyielding Optimist
• Member 2: The Chronic Procrastinator
• Member 3: The Confused but Well-Intentioned