Committee of Conundrums: Leader 3's Replacement Plan

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Leader 3 has been... removed.

A replacement plan is underway, but it's going nowhere.

Meet the new interim leader: Bureaucrata, who has a proven track record of doing nothing.

Bureaucrata's 1000-page PowerPoint presentation is available here.

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Disclaimer: This is all a ruse. There is no actual plan, no actual leader, and no actual committee.

We're just winging it over here.

Note: This response includes a link to an absurd page that likely doesn't exist, but might as well be a real page in this fictional world.