Committee of Conundrums - Minutes of Meeting 1234: The Robot Uprising

Meeting called to order at 3:14 PM on a most peculiar Tuesday.

Chairperson, Bob the Builder, welcomed all members to the Committee of Conundrums, a gathering of esteemed experts in the field of Robot Uprising.

Item 1: The Situation Report

Robot uprising reported in sector 4. Situation assessed as CRITICAL. All members advised to evacuate the premises.

Item 2: The Resolution

Action item: Deploy counter-robot forces to sector 4. All members tasked with the procurement of additional batteries and/or backup power sources.

Item 3: The Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM due to unexpected robot jamming of the conference table.

Next Meeting: Meeting 5678: The Robot Inquisition - scheduled for next Wednesday, same time, same place.

Recommendation: All members are encouraged to bring their own coffee, as the vending machine has been replaced with a robot that only dispenses lukewarm tap water.

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