After much deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a groundbreaking decision. By a margin of 17 votes to 3, with 2 abstentions and 1 write-in vote for "More Coffee", the scone of disclosure shall be implemented forthwith.
The scone of disclosure is a bold new initiative to bring forth a new era of openness and transparency. It's about time our esteemed committee members and their constituents know what's really going on behind closed doors. Or, at the very least, what's in the pantry.
We're not entirely sure how this will play out, but we're willing to roll the dice and see where it takes us. Or, you know, until we get tired of explaining it to people and just tell them to Google it.
This decision moves forward the implementation of the Scone of Disclosure, which will bring about:
Implementation of the Scone of Disclosure will commence immediately. The committee will reconvene in one hour for a mandatory meeting to discuss the finer points of scone-related protocol.
See Also: Decision 3466, The Snack of the Future Meeting 123: The Mysterious Scone of Discovery