On the 12th of February, in the year 2023, the Committee of Conundrums gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the Great Pizza Party.
The room was filled with debate, with members of the committee passionately arguing for and against the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.
The committee's resident expert on pizza, Chairperson Brie, presented her report, "The Toppings of Tomorrow: Why Pineapple is the Key to a Better Tomorrow." The room fell silent as she revealed her findings.
But just as it seemed the debate was settled, a rogue member of the committee, known only as "The Pizza Heretic," stood up to argue that pineapple was, in fact, the worst topping of all.
As the debate raged on, the committee's AI, "Bertha the Bot," chimed in with her own two cents, "I've analyzed the data, and the answer is clear: pepperoni is the superior topping."
The room erupted into chaos, with committee members shouting over one another, their voices echoing through the halls of Committee HQ.
And so, the decision was made: we will have pineapple on the pizza, but only if it's on a Tuesday.
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