February 27, 2023
I have finally cracked the code to making the Committee of Conundrums run smoothly. It involves a combination of bribing members with donuts, threatening to fire the IT department, and implementing a "no meeting on Fridays" policy.
February 28, 2023
The members are getting suspicious, I can tell. They've started to notice when I'm not eating the free catering and instead opt for my own lunch, brought from home. Time to up the ante. I've ordered a 10-foot tall, inflatable "World's Okayest Committee Chair" trophy for my office.