Who Did What?
Here is a list of who did what in each year. Because, you know, it's not like it's a matter of public record or anything.
2020
- Chairman Bob did something with a stapler, but we're not really sure what.
- Vice Chair Jane did something with a calculator, but we think she just used it to calculate how much she hates Tuesdays.
- Secretary Mike did something with a stapler, but this time it was on a Friday.
2021
- Chairman Bob did something with a stapler again, but this time it was on a Monday.
- Vice Chair Jane did something with a calculator, but we think she used it to calculate how many meetings we have to go to this week.
- Secretary Mike did something with a stapler, but this time it was on a Tuesday.
2022
- Chairman Bob did something with a stapler one too many times, but we're not really sure if it was a thing.
- Vice Chair Jane did something with a calculator, but we think she used it to calculate how many committee meetings she has to attend before she dies.
- Secretary Mike did something with a stapler, but this time it was on a Wednesday.
2023
- Chairman Bob did something with a stapler, but this time it was on a Thursday.
- Vice Chair Jane did something with a calculator, but we think she used it to calculate how many years she has to go before she can retire and start collecting a pension.
- Secretary Mike did something with a stapler, but this time it was on a Friday.