On the 12th of January, Chairperson McSnazzlesworth declared the committee's mission to be: "To congregate, to deliberate, and to conundrum-inate."
However, due to a confluence of events, the committee's actions became mired in a series of unfortunate events.
Here's a brief rundown of who did what:
- Bernice the Bungling Bureaucrat: Made 17 typos in one meeting, single-handedly setting the tone for a year of chaos.
- Johnny Who Kept Snacking: Consumed 37 donuts, setting a new committee record for most sugary indulgences.
- Committee Member Keaven the Knave: Spoke at length, but forgot what he was saying.