It's a little-known fact that Johnny Who, the infamous snacker of the Committee of Conundrums, committed the greatest snacking heist of the century. In the year 2020, Johnny Who single-handedly devoured 472.42 kilograms of nachos, 231.11 kilograms of popcorn, and an estimated 1,456.78 liters of soda.
His methods were cunning, his motives unclear, and his love for snacks, unrelenting. The Committee of Conundrums, tasked with investigating this heist, was left baffled and bewildered. The trail went cold, but the evidence remained: a mountain of crumbs, a sea of empty packets, and a trail of discarded snack wrappers that stretched for kilometers.
Some say Johnny Who still roams free, his snacking empire still unchecked. Others claim he's in hiding, his belly still aching from the great consumption.
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