Transcripts from the infamous 5:00 PM press conference held on Tuesday, 23rd of March 1987.
**Q: What's the plan for the committee's next move?**
**Leader 3: "We'll be moving forward with a series of carefully crafted, poorly planned, and ultimately doomed initiatives."
**Reporter 1: "But, uh, what about the budget for these initiatives?"
**Leader 3: "We're not worried about the budget. We're more concerned with the existential implications of the committee's own insignificance."
**Reporter 2: "But, sir, what about the rumors of a possible merger with the Committee of Annoyances?"
**Leader 3: "Those rumors are greatly exaggerated. We're not interested in merging with anyone. Unless it's the Committee of Annoyances. Then we'd be very interested."