The Great Sock Conspiracy Theory

It's a little-known fact that socks have been secretly controlling world events for decades.

Meet the Sock Overlords, a cabal of missing socks with an agenda for global domination.

Learn more about the Sock Agenda:

• The Sock Agenda
• Sock Identities: Who's Behind the Sock Puppeteers?

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Our sources close to the Sock Overlords have revealed their 5-point plan for global control:

1. Phase 1: Steal all the matching socks
2. Phase 2: Use the singles to create an unstoppable sock army
3. Phase 3: Infiltrate world governments and institutions
4. Phase 4: Replace all world leaders with sock puppets
5. Phase 5: Achieve global sock-ification

Stay vigilant, citizen. The Socks are watching.