Expert Fees for the Expertly Confused

Our team of highly trained, highly paid experts are ready to help you navigate the treacherous waters of committee work.

Pricing

Our fees are based on a complex algorithm that takes into account the number of meetings, the number of coffee breaks, and the level of existential dread you'll experience during our meetings.

Package 1: The "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" Package

$100/hour for the first 5 hours, then $200/hour for every additional hour thereafter. Minimum 3 hours. Maximum 12 hours. Because, math.

Package 2: The "I'm Still Awake, But Only Just" Package

$500/hour for the first 2 hours, then $300/hour for every additional hour thereafter. Minimum 2 hours. Maximum 8 hours. Because, sleep.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Advanced Math Package.