Investigating the Great Sock Conspiracy of 2023
We are on the case of the missing socks in the wash. Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to unravel the mystery of the disappearing footwear.
Our current theory is that the socks are being eaten by the washing machine. We have evidence of a single, lone sock that managed to escape the jaws of the washer and dryer.
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Stay tuned for updates on our investigation. We will be releasing our findings in the next few weeks. Or maybe never.