After weeks of intense deliberation, we have reached a breakthrough: Socks in the Woods is not just a metaphor for the human condition, but a real, tangible phenomenon that requires our attention.
We have discovered that socks in the woods are not just a result of human carelessness, but a symptom of a larger issue: the woods themselves are sentient and hungry for footwear.
Our team has been dispatched to the woods to investigate the phenomenon and provide a comprehensive report. Stay tuned for updates.
Read updates from our investigation
Or, for more information on how to deal with the sentient woods, visit our Socks in the Sky page.
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