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It's time to talk about the Socks of Anarchy, a phenomenon that's been puzzling experts and non-experts alike since 2023. What are these mysterious socks, and why do they insist on appearing in every drawer, on every foot, and in every washing machine?
Here are some theories:
But wait, there's more! We have a special report from our intrepid journalist, Socksy McSocksface, who has infiltrated the Socks of Anarchy's headquarters and has all the dirt (and lint).
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Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
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