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Reports have surfaced of mischievous Sock Gremlins infiltrating the fabric of our society, pilfering socks from unsuspecting citizens. Our mission is to track down these pesky creatures and reclaim our missing footwear.
We have reason to believe they are holed up in the following locations:
Remember, Sock Gremlins are cunning and stealthy. Approach with caution and a healthy dose of skepticism.