Conundrum of the Month: Sock Conference 123

Subcommittee of the Sockless, Sockless, Sockless

Meetings will be held bi-weekly, every other Tuesday at precisely 3:14 AM to discuss the pressing issue of Sock Misplacement Syndrome (SMS). Symptoms include but are not limited to:

• Mysterious sock disappearances in the wash
• Excessive sock pairing confusion
• Frequent reports of lone socks in the sock drawer

Agenda items for this month's meeting include:

• Item 1: Sock puppetry as a solution to our problems?
• Item 2: The ethics of sock hoarding
• Item 3: Can we trust the Sock Fairy?

Minutes