Sock Council Meeting Minutes

Meeting Date: March 22nd, 2023

Present: Socky McSockedface (Chair), Professor Punsley (Vice Chair), and 17 other socks

Meeting called to order at 8:00 AM sharp. Socky McSockedface banged the gavel, establishing quorum.

Agenda Items

• Item 1: Sock Sorting
• Item 2: Sock Pairs Policy
• Item 3: Sock Puppet Theater
• Item 4: Sock Puppet Theater Budget

Minutes

• Item 1: Sock Sorting: Discussion ensued about sorting socks into neat piles. Professor Punsley proposed a system of categorization, which was met with resounding approval.
• Item 2: Sock Pairs Policy: Socky McSockedface proposed a policy of requiring all socks to be in pairs. The council debated the merits of this policy, ultimately deciding that it's a good idea.
• Item 3: Sock Puppet Theater: Socky McSockedface announced the formation of a Sock Puppet Theater troupe, with a budget of $10,000.
• Item 4: Sock Puppet Theater Budget: Socky McSockedface explained that the budget would be allocated for purchasing sock puppets, costumes, and scriptwriters.

Council adjourned at 9:00 AM sharp. Socky McSockedface banged the gavel once more, marking the end of the meeting.